Trapped by fate in the dismal nightmare that is Versailles, Ohio, hopelessly damaged siblings Colin Tickler and Summer Tickler-Hoogerhyde are making a last ditch attempt at celebrity with a public access sports talk show financed by Summer’s devoted husband Hoyt. Part talk-show, part commercial for Hoyt’s sporting goods store, their weekly show “You’re In Sports” is a comic Apocalypse Now, a journey up the river of human despair that starts sick and just gets sicker. Having finally landed a regional sports celebrity guest, Eddie Leeper, star left fielder for the Central Ohio Eagles, delays force them to take on local badminton legend Robert Sprague (Tom McGowan), deal with a love triangle and confront childhood demons in the form of a sock puppet named Honeybump.